http://www.buzzfeed.com/lukelewis/no-internet-steven-spielberg-does-not-hunt-dinosaurs?bffb
Big Press at it again: covering up dinosaur killings. This is no JOKE. Dinosaurs are being killed and Steven Spielberg is behind it. Allow me to explain in this lengthy discertation of the subject.
You see, long ago there wa...
Okay guys you may have heard that the guy from GWAR has died, but I want to make sure you understand that he isn't a person and actually is an alien and went back to his home planet.
Yeah, you're welcome, infidels.
VICTORY! You emerged the winner of Battle of the High Rise, please claim your victory prize.
Battle Report
Troops Deployed (6)
Unit Name Total Damage Kills Condition Experience Gained
Dr Tasty 359 5 Untouched 143
Andrea 117 1 Wounded (1 day) 40
Todd 0 0 Untouched 55
Angrius 408 3 Heavy Wound (5 days) 180
Dick69 17 0 Dead 0
Whizzardd 253 1 Wounded (1 day) 97
REWARDS
Gold: 1034
Items: Potion(8,) Iron Sword, Cloth Robe, Dick Ointment
Recruited: Almo(Knight,) Gregor(LaserMage)
SCORE
Speed: C
Finess: A
Strategy: B
OVERALL: B
Accolades
Warhero's Charge, Gib Champion, Overkill, Commander Takes All, No Pilfering, Revenge Prick
There are many ways you can prevent Cosby from infecting your base, a catalogue of items to do so can be located at any Home Depot. Thanks for keeping this earth J E L L O Green
A. In the dark reaches of space, your lists suck
B. There was once a great empire in an ancient time, which recorded their history in a wiki full of garbage posts. That wiki was lost to the ages, due to the fact that it was filled with shit.
C. Ancient prophecy foretold I would be the greatest. Just ask Mr Rogers
D. Your face is invalid
I'm going to unfute your retort
1. The world is filled with garbage and we don't need anymore articles about how "someone's" favorite president is so great
2. What?
3. I am. See point 3 from the first post
4. I'll make wahtever lists I want, douchecock
So...
What is it anyway?
Do you have some dollars?
What the hell?
Ignorant piss-ass
The longer you wait the moist they get
I'm absolutely certain none of you will be able to act like people worth any sort of vague resemblance of respect, so I'm going to put down some ground rules here that you will obey at all costs.
1. No garbage posts
- This includes: crap articles, bad writing, and articles about your mom
2. No plagiarism
- Don't steal someone's work without citing it, like don't post wiki articles from another wiki
3. I'm better than you
- This makes all the sense and you know it
4.