<p>http://www.buzzfeed.com/lukelewis/no-internet-steven-spielberg-does-not-hunt-dinosaurs?bffb </p><p>Big Press at it again: covering up dinosaur killings. This is no JOKE. Dinosaurs are being killed and Steven Spielberg is behind it. Allow me to explain in this lengthy discertation of the subject. </p><p>You see, long ago there wa... </p>

<p>Okay guys you may have heard that the guy from GWAR has died, but I want to make sure you understand that he isn't a person and actually is an alien and went back to his home planet. </p><p>
</p><p>Yeah, you're welcome, infidels. </p>

<p>I just finished reading a book on leadership... well, I skimmed it... and it said that the best way to leadership was by example --- ok it wasn't a book it was a tweet ... and I still didn't read the whole thing --- So, I've decided to lead you all by just doing a bunch of crap & hope you follow along & help fill in all my blanks. TO THE BRINK COMRADES! </p>

<p>http://twitter.com/revengerists </p><p>http://therevengerists.tumblr.com </p><p>http://reddit.com/r/revengerists </p>

<p>...in number of posts. We can consume them and post as many articles from their wikia as we want, as per the Law of Conquest™. I shall begin this process by adding a page for Hellboy himself. </p><p>If you notice any other major universes whose Wikis we have forsaken, devour and assimilate them like the scourge that our Wiki should be! </p>

<p>VICTORY! You emerged the winner of Battle of the High Rise, please claim your victory prize. </p><p><u>Battle Report</u> </p><p>Troops Deployed (6)  </p><p><u>Unit Name</u> <span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span><u>Total Damage</u>    <span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span><u>Kills</u>   <span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span><u>Condition</u>                          <u>Experience Gained</u> </p><p>Dr Tasty            359                           5              Untouched                        143 </p><p>Andrea              117                           1              Wounded (1 day)               40 </p><p>Todd                 0                               0              Untouched                        55 </p><p>Angrius             408                           3              Heavy Wound (5 days)       180 </p><p>Dick69              17                             0              Dead                                 0 </p><p>Whizzardd         253                           1             Wounded (1 day)                97 </p><p>
</p><p><u>REWARDS</u> </p><p>Gold: 1034 </p><p>Items: Potion(8,) Iron Sword, Cloth Robe, Dick Ointment </p><p>Recruited: Almo(Knight,) Gregor(LaserMage) </p><p>
</p><p><u>SCORE</u> </p><p>Speed: C </p><p>Finess: A </p><p>Strategy: B </p><p>OVERALL: B </p><p>
</p><p><u>Accolades</u> </p><p>Warhero's Charge, Gib Champion, Overkill, Commander Takes All, No Pilfering, Revenge Prick </p>

<p>We really should think about Cosby-proofing our base, since it nearly took out the old base. Lord knows, even that Cosbium containment thingajig that Commodore Bob keeps freaks me the hells out. </p><p>This isn't some sort of racial thing. I just don't want to turn into Bill Cosby against my will. Bill Cosby himself is welcome here anytime. But.. like... younger Bill Cosby. Because Bill Cosby now seems like a drag. </p>

<p>So... </p><p>What is it anyway? </p><p>Do you have some dollars? </p><p>What the hell? </p><p>Ignorant piss-ass </p><p>
The longer you wait the moist they get </p>

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</p><p>I'm absolutely certain none of you will be able to act like people worth any sort of vague resemblance of respect, so I'm going to put down some ground rules here that you will obey at all costs.  </p><p>
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1. No garbage posts  </p><p>- This includes: crap articles, bad writing, and articles about your mom </p><p>
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2. No plagiarism </p><p>- Don't steal someone's work without citing it, like don't post wiki articles from another wiki </p><p>
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3. I'm better than you </p><p>- This makes all the sense and you know it </p><p>
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