<p>I read a book once about how some guys pick up the most ladies. It involved many steps. First was to use lots of hair product. Wear a lot of things like rings and scarves and accessories that will make everyone think you are a douche who is desperate for attention.
</p><p>THEN, when they come to pay attention to you (or make fun of you) they are on the HOOK. First, you insult them. This is called a 'neg', because it is short for a racial slur which is a type of insult. AFTER THAT, you 'reward' her for taking your insult by giving her a small, non-specific compliment that all girls will love. You can rehearse these until they sound rehearsed, and use them on pretty much any girl because they are all the same.
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<p style="margin-top:1em;margin-bottom:1em;">Women hate nice guys. So never be nice to a woman. Ever.</p>
<p>Do not break eye contact. If you do, then you are "losing" the "game". Pay attention to body language: if she shivers or looks otherwise uncomfortable due to your unblinking stare, then it is working. It is just her primitive evolution biology doing vagina things. She cannot resist!
</p><p>Creepily touch her arm or some shit. This indicates interest on your part. Women need to know when you are interested, because not all of them will think to look at your erection, and you definitely don't want to do some "gay pussy" shit like be straightforwardly honest and say, "I find you interesting" or "I couldn't help but notice you." YUCK. Girls probably hate that, because I know guys do! I mean, I don't know what guys like. I like girls.
</p><p>So instead of being direct and sincere, you should totally change your appearance, body language, and approach entirely. Make yourself into a different person that gets laid at the club a lot. The key here is to manipulate the woman, since they are basically objects anyway. The book also taught me to "reward" women with touch, because we are like Gods to them or something. If they try to challenge you or say you are being sexist or ignorant, just reply "That's cute" or "You have a nice smile." Chicks love that.
</p><p>Since reading this book, which I think was called "DESIREGASM: Taking Advantage of Mind Power Codes for Get Sex Lady Bed Ungh" by DiDeano DeDangerAngelis, I have learned the 309 essential kinetic power dominance attraction rules for hookup feedback anchoring to penis penis penis.
</p><p>So far, I have had no results. But I'm going to keep sending them my money! Some day a woman will look at me!
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