Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits. Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!===FAILing at being AWESOME=== People who try their whole lives to be awesome and fail at it are miserable skinks. They not only look pathetic to members of whatever sex they are attrected to, they also should get killed with [http://www.pledgebank.com/lazorbeemeyes Lazorbeem Eyes.] '''Evil Awesomes are [[Invincibility|incapable of failing]] at being Awesome, and therefore immune to Lazorbeem Eyes '''(<--THAT IS NOT EVEN LOGIC!). This does not include those who are [http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Flash Accidentally Awesome] or [http://marvel.wikia.com/Squirrel_Girl Coincidentally Awesome] or [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=So2rZOeRLvU&feature=player_embedded Ironically Awesome]. As incredibly obsessed the Internet is with Awesomes and Animal Awesomes (see above), it also seems inanely populated with videos of Not-Awesomes [http://failblog.org/ failing] with their Tame-Ass Karate. ====[[TAME-ASS KARATE]]==== [http://forum.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=messageboard.viewThread&entryID=53466240&categoryID=0&IsSticky=0&groupID=106865007&Mytoken=BDFFB321-381E-4B27-9384E10020DFDE8632780456&__preferredculture=en-US&__ipculture=en-US Tame-Ass Karate] (or scientific symbol "TK"), is the phony Awesome substitute that people who try and fail to be Awesome possess instead of Awesomeness. Usually the stinking failures at Awesome do not have Tame-Ass Karate, only those who either [http://www.theonion.com/articles/clinton-injected-with-highly-unstable-experimental,686/ intentionally] or [http://www.theonion.com/articles/radioactive-yeast-infection-transforms-local-woman,1031/ ignorantly] feign Awesomeness in what the DSM-IV refers to as '''total poser syndrome'''. This, counterintuitively, puts those with Tame-Ass Karate below even the general failures, as TK has negative Awesome pull, and in some rare cases has even been known to reduce natural Awesomeness in others nearby due to the strain of eye-rolling. Interestingly, while Awesomes who do not acknowledge their own Awesomeness are more powerful than those that revel in it, unwittingly naive ([http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/uponsun/2009/07/geek_beat_epic_superhero_battl.php which most are]) Tame-Ass Karate posers are just as sickeningly pathetic as the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YN5ihrECJms duplicitous fakers]. But not to worry, [[Instant Karma]]'s gonna get them, a [[Dark Era]] [[The Revengerists|Revengerist]] with something to prove and a haunted past. Summary: Please note that all contributions to the The Revengerists Consortium of Stuff Wiki are considered to be released under the CC-BY-SA Cancel Editing help (opens in new window) Retrieved from "https://revengerists.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Awesomes"