"Yeah, great idea, me!" ~Albert Einstein

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Alber Einstein was the super-scientist who invented the theory of relativity, which finally allowed people to cut themselves some slack due to the Theory of the Conversation of Slack being supplanted by the newer theory that everything is relative. He is responsible for post-modernism, but also for moral relativism and time-fuckery, so who knows what to even think. When he busted those particles open he really opened up a whole box of shit on the world of science. His origin story is a patent office where he was basically so bored that he rewrote the fundamentals of physics on the long boring commute. You may hear people falsely claim that he failed in math as a kid but the truth is that math failed him.

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