"Oh no, a dangerous thing! Stay away!" - Non australian

"Yeah it's a crocodile, what of it? Any of ya cunts got a fuckin ciggy?" - Australian

Australians are strange creatures living in an inhospitable wasteland with an encroaching wildlife that rivals where Sly Marbo comes from. Watch out for them because most of them are drunks or racists or both and even though they had the common sense to regulate firearms after a massacre in their own country, they have knives so big they don't even register smaller knives as knives in their country. Considering that Australia is a post-apocalyptic land where all the mutated animals are poisonous AND venomous, and they still managed to figure our gun control, I would not want to tangle from somebody who survived being there.

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