Not to be confused with the Bran Police

Frank Zappa - Who Are The Brain Police?

Frank Zappa - Who Are The Brain Police?

Who are the Brain Police? They are a roving band of intergalactic and interdimensional time travelling Law Enforcement answering to no one who regulate the brain waves of the citizenry without their consent.

They stop certain dangerous forms of fun such as LSD usage, brain cyborgizationTsaheylu, and philosophical thoughts about impermanence.

The only known way of thwarting the Brain Police is to wear tinfoil, but you will look like an idiot.

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