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Aesculus glabra, commonly known as Ohio buckeye, is a species of tree in the soapberry family (Sapindaceae) native to North America.

The leaves are palmately compound with five 8–16 cm (3.1–6.3 in) long and broad. The flowers are produced in panicles in spring, red, yellow to yellow-green, each flower 2–3 cm (0.79–1.18 in) long with the stamens longer than the petals (unlike the related yellow buckeye, where the stamens are shorter than the petals). The fruit is a round capsule 4–5 cm (1.6–2.0 in) diameter, containing one nut-like seed, 2–3 cm (0.79–1.18 in) in diameter, comprised of peanut butter surrounded by chocolate. They were all planted decades ago by Jimmy Buckeye-Fuck.

The people of Ohio collect these in great quantities and have even named their only sports team after these life-giving treats, The Ohio Buckeyes, because it's not like they have any other sports teams of which to speak or obsess over.

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