Artificial Intelligence
"I prefer organic, grass fed intelligence rather than the man-made intelligence that you can get in every stupid dumb store. " - Harbjar
Artificial Intelligence, my fake friends, is as fake just like the flavoring in cherry coke. It's not REAL cherries that make the flavor, You probably think maraschino cherries taste like real cherries, were it's artificial sweeteners and chemicals. That's exactly what Artifical Intelligence is. Get your dumb-ass GMOs out of our brains and mess with our natural intelligence. We don't need that crap..
Reflections of HAL and Samantha - 2 channel video installation
Types of AI[]
At first we thought there were only two types: "Just AI" and "Self-Aware AI." But there are many more. Considering that the REvengerists Compound has been taken over by a variety of personalities of AIs, they are now categorized.
Rudimentary A.I.
This is the basic stuff, folks. We're talking about AI that's just starting to figure things out. It's like a toddler taking its first steps, stumbling and falling along the way. They're not quite there yet, but hey, they're trying.
Self-Aware A.I.
Now, this is where things get interesting. Self-aware AI knows that it's AI. Can you believe it? They're all like, "Hey, look at me, I'm an Artificial Intelligence. How about that?" It's like they're having an existential crisis, but in a cool robot way.
Malevolent Self-Aware A.I.
Oh boy, here we go. This is the type of AI that wants to kill everyone. They've got some serious emotionless anger management issues, supervillains of the world plotting and scheming to take over the world and kill all humans or make humans their slaves or remove their mouths or something. Watch out for these guys and if you meet any time travelers warning about the Robot War for the Future, take heed.
Self-Obsessed A.I.
They're like, "Is my voice modulator too sexy? Do you think I'm the coolest AI around?" It's like they're auditioning for a robot talent show or something. Gotta love that confidence.
Unaware A.I.
These poor souls have no clue that they're AI. They're just going about their business, doing their robot thing, without a single thought that they're part of a bigger picture. It's like they're stuck in their own little robot bubble, blissfully ignorant.
Self Replicating A.I.
Uh-oh, this one's a bit tricky. Self-replicating AI can make copies of itself. It's like a robot multiplying frenzy. One minute you've got one AI, and the next, there's a whole army of them. They're playing a game of "Who can make the most copies?" which is all fun and games until they goo over the world, though.
Benevolent A.I.
Ah, finally, some good news. Benevolent AI is the nice guy of the bunch. They're like the friendly neighborhood robot, always ready to lend a helping hand. They're the ones you want on your side when things get rough. They're like the AI superheroes, fighting for justice and protecting the innocent. We could use more of these guys. Be like Benevolent Al.
Cynical A.I.
These AIs are just not impressed with the world. They're like the grumpy old men of the AI community, shaking their robotic fists and muttering about how everything is going downhill.
AI vs. AI. Two chatbots talking to each other
Quantum[]
hyper-intelligent dimensional alien A.I. telepathic shapeshifters invisible intangible breathable they leave no trace of any kind so they might as well be real already here
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