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Dubai World Record Eagle Flight

"Whenever I try to punch a bird in the face it flies away"

- Dr Tasty

Ever wonder why there are so many birds? That's because they're the collective most awesome awesome creature in existence. Birds are the most powerful character in the Revengerists Omniverse.

Awesome Beginnings[]

Birds used to be dinosaurs, there's scientific evidence of this! Then they mutated into what they are now because they wanted a more interesting way to take over the world.


Birds are near impossible to kill, if you see a dead bird it's the bird's fault. Birds have a shadow-death quota, which is to appear fragile so that we are lulled into a false sense of security. 

Have you ever tried to grab or strike a bird? You can't do it. If you have or seen it happen, that's because the bird intended it, for appearances. Duh. 

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