The Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires, are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner.

We're through the looking glass, here, people...

One known way of thwarting a conspiracy is to wear tinfoil , but there are others if you are worried about looking like an idiot.

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