Mammals

Mammals are just animals that have tits. Sometimes they have several, sometimes just a couple of tits. Sure there are other things that make mammals mammal-like, such as their fur (though not all mammals have fur) or their pouches (though not all mammals have pouches) or laying eggs (though not all mammals lay eggs) or their willingness to lend you a few bucks before payday (though not all mammals are willing to lend you a few bucks before payday). The only things that all mammals have in common are those busty set(s) of tits. This is why furries spend so much time anthropomorphizing non-human animal species into human-like, because they already have tits and so a human-like wolf has eight tits in two rows for a total of four pairs of tits. Furries reject any non-mammallian animals as too uggo to anthropomorphize for their sick, degenerate fetish. That is why scalies exist, though they are usually either complete creeps or unwittingly enthralled to the Reptilian overlords. No other animals have tits, so when online weirdos or logo designers give tits to like fish or mosquitos or whatever, they're scientificially inaccurate and unethical.

Mammals are defined by their tits in the very name, because the biological name for tits is Mammal glands. Only mammals have them. Even the males have tits, though they're only occasionally functional. All tits are great, and other animals are jealous. However, anyone who wants tits can go see a doctor and get them for a nominal fee, which means that have opted into mammalianhood. Congratulations and welcome!

If you havent guessed all ready, EVERY HUMAN IS A MAMMAL! So are all the lemurs, thylacine, naked mole rats, vampire bats, and Cookie monster. A platypus is a mammal that has not made its mind up yet. It's been 48 million years, shit or get off the egg!

Mammals are very different from each other in most ways (except for all having tits) with some eating grass and roots or even bugs while others crave living meat. Humans eat a variety of Food including some Superfoods which have granted them Awesome powers. Not all Mammals are Awesomes, and not all Awesomes are Mammals. Dinosaurs are awesome, but they were not mammals, in fact they would eat every fucking mammal in the room. Octopodes have awesome levels of intelligence, but humans eat them all the time. Seriously, some humans have contests where they just eat takoyaki constantly.

Ironically, the animal called a 'tit' is not a mammal, nor does it have tits. It is a bird, and while you may have heard of birds having 'breasts' like 'chicken breast' or 'breast of pheasant' or 'Tyranobeast breast', these are not the same as tits which have glands in them that shoot beams of milk as natural form of lactokinesis. I guess most male mammals don't have this power so technically they are closer to birds which is ironic since male humans would often call female humans "birds" which is also a euphemism for giving the middle finger.

Humans may be one of the smarter mammals, but they're one of the dumbest types of beings in the Omniverse.