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due to you stupid useless humans, your douche-nozzle creeps, fucking norms, wack tame-ass karate pollution lords have ruined your entire planet. It's done. It can't be undone. You fucked yourself.

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George Carlin - "The Planet is fine, the people are fucked!"

also all the baby cats, also known as kittens are screwed because of you

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tired doggos are dying in heat exhaustion their pugly faces just melting off

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you'd be tired too if you had evolved into a tree-based existence and all the trees were dead

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Moose are having to move to the suburbs due to climate change forcing them from their own in-ground pools upstate

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Koalas in Australia that used to be able to run a 4k now have to stop halfway through and plunge venereal-disease-ridden claws into any helpful passersby

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some animals, like deadly crocodiles and pesky mosquitos, will actually thrive in the climate change driven End of Days scenario

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Birds have started to call dibs on prime beach spots to the chagrin of weekend warrior humans who will take the skin cancer over the angry birds

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Trash pandas are too lazy to effectively spread their rabies via tornado bites, but instead flop slovenly along rain gutters and secrete new pandemics into the water supply

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I melt

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