The Revengerists would like to extend their deepest condolences to the family of Crazy Quilt, as they were searching for the colorful rug-themed villain Shag Capitán, who unlike Crazy Quilt is a Higher Evolutionary Form exceeding Power Level 10, and this case of mistaken identity meets wrong-place-at-the-wrong-time resulted in a tragic accident for which no one can assume any legal responsibility. Only later were the Revengerists made aware of the reformed lifestyle and years of reparations that Crazy Quilt had engaged in to once again become a productive, trusted and loved member of his community. He will be missed and is survived by both parents, all four grandparents, wife, sixteen children, and dozens of creditors.

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