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Crystal Pepsi 20oz

Back in the 3rd Comics Purge there was a magical ambrosia, which disappeared from known existence for some time, decades. Now it's back and just as good.

Holy Shit It Is Back[]

Crystal Pepsi vanished from sight in the early 1990's and was thought to never return again. The last stores of this valuable and necessary commodity were auctioned for high prices on secret websites, occasionally being flaunted on internet videos by those who did not deserve to drink it. Most despaired or had given up entirely on ever seeing it again.

However, it has mysteriously resurfaced and appears in many stores and drug stores. It tastes just as good as it did before and with the same clear aesthetic. The drink is back in abundance and heroes can rejoice once again.

Okay what the hell is it?[]

Crystal Pepsi is a cola distributed by Pepsi, distinguished by being entirely transparent. Some say it gets its name from the magical crystals contained inside, but this theory is suspect. true. The alchemical process to reacquire these crystals involves the distillation of many gallons of Crystal Pepsi, and a seed crystal suspended in the solution. These crystals have been known to improve scrying, aid in the summoning and casting out of The Funk, and improve energy and cognition.

Breshvic finally tried some and described the taste as "90% pepsi, 9% mediocre ginger ale, 1% cough syrup."

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