We're gonna drop some SCIENCE on your weak asses! David Arquette. The man is fucking Immortal. The bible spelled backwards does not change the fact that you cannot kill david arquette. He is a trained ninja, Y2K WCW Heavyweight Champeon of the World, He has survived vampires, close encounters, hostage situations, onslaughts of serial killers and copycat killers, Giant 8-legged freaks, and Courtney Cox.
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