here are some
fun facts about the super-villain Eugene Levy:
- MISSES THE POINT
- a wanna be Awesome, axtually is totally tame-ass karate, like all
graffiti kids(vandalists), even Banxy.
- things he is very funny but nobody ever laughs, only at how stupid he is whn he things he is so smart.
- likes to spank bums. he seriously gets off on it and has been escorted off of many city buses because of lewd behaviour.
- has a stupid bow-tie.
is filed with a ham
- has no power, unless ANNOYANCE can is considered a super power. that was just sarcasm, it really's isn't.
- can be pushed down stairs.
- doe'snt know any thing.
- is allergic to dairy, like all lame beings can.
- is WANTED by the authorie to be executed for his lame crimes. is WANTED by no women ever.
- smells bad like old stale pee and wine.
- nobody is really sure if he is from the house of lords.
- will some day be eaten by cannibals, his short ribs decried as dry and tastless.
- show sup late to formal functions lookin all raggedy-ass like he slep in his suit or somethin.
- ever one always called him four eyes. this led him to want to be evil (along with a bunch of other things as well) but his evil is so miniscule and mildly irksome that evil organizations don't ever aknowlidge him.
- re-uses the same old jokes and doesn't even make sense as to itself why he some times when he does them why.
- can't spell or do gramer.
- smell of lime.
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