Eugene Levy

here are some fun facts about the super-villain Eugene Levy:

• MISSES THE POINT
• a wanna be Awesome, axtually is totally tame-ass karate, like all graffiti kids (vandalists), even Banxy.

• vandalices Revengerist compound (and wiki) for fun, and makes no money ever.

• things he is very funny but nobody ever laughs, only at how stupid he is whn he things he is so smart.

• likes to spank bums. he seriously gets off on it and has been escorted off of many city buses because of lewd behaviour.

• has a stupid bow-tie.

• is filed with a ham

• has no power, unless ANNOYANCE can is considered a super power. that was just sarcasm, it really's isn't.

• can be pushed down stairs.

• doe'snt know any thing.

• is allergic to dairy, like all lame beings can.

• is WANTED by the authorie to be executed for his lame crimes. is WANTED by no women ever.

• smells bad like old stale pee and wine.

• nobody is really sure if he is from the house of lords.

• will some day be eaten by cannibals, his short ribs decried as dry and tastless.

• show sup late to formal functions lookin all raggedy-ass like he slep in his suit or somethin.

• ever one always called him four eyes. this led him to want to be evil (along with a bunch of other things as well) but his evil is so miniscule and mildly irksome that evil organizations don't ever aknowlidge him.

• re-uses the same old jokes and doesn't even make sense as to itself why he some times when he does them why.

• can't spell or do gramer.

• smell of lime.
• TECHNO

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