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Five, 5, cinco, cúig, viis, lima, cinq, fünf, the big ONE-OH-divided-by-two. It's the most ubiquitous number in the universe. Everywhere you look you'll find 5 somewhere, it's inevitable. Some say, "Five is an ancient conspiracy sent to destroy us slowly and painfully."

## The Law of Fives Edit

The Law of Fives states simply that: ALL THINGS HAPPEN IN FIVES, OR ARE DIVISIBLE BY OR ARE MULTIPLES OF FIVE, OR ARE SOMEHOW DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY APPROPRIATE TO 5.

The Law of Fives is never wrong.

### Proof of the Law of Fives Edit

• 2 + 3 = 5
• 1 + 4 = 5
• 9/11 2001: 9+11+2+1=23, 2 + 3 = 5.
• 'e' is the 5th letter of the alphabet.
• Fnord is 5 letters long
• Dr. Pepper is has 23 flavors, as we know, two plus three is five.
• Satan and Jesus are both 5 letters long
• Jesus and Satan both have an 's' in their names, 's' looks like the number 5.
• The phrase "The Law of Fives" contains a direct reference to the word "Five"
• There are 5 food groups
• The food groups are generally displayed on a pyramid, pyramids have 5 sides.
• The letters of the word "pyramid" add up to 77, 7+7=14 and 1+4=5
• There are ten words in the previous sentence (excluding numbers), 10 = 5+5
• There are 10 letters in the sentence before this one too, and to reach this level of indentation wiki requires 5 asterisks.
• 23 is a prime number, "prime" is five letters long.
• Five has 4 letters in it. Four also has 4 letters. 5 + the four letters in Five is 9. Nine also has 4 letters. 9 minus the four letters in nine is 5.
• COINCIDENCE = 11 letters. One of the US currency coins is a nickel which is 5 cents. CENTS = 5 letters.
• The second C in coincidence is an 's' sound. Take the COINS out of COINCIDENCE and you have 6 letters. 11 - 6 = 5. COINS is 5 letters. CENTS is 5 letters. COINS are also CENTS.

What does not add up is nickel. It's 6 letters.If you subtract a cent from a nickel you only have 4 cents, but a nickel is 5 cents.

HOWEVER

5 "CENTS" is CENTSCENTSCENTSCENTSCENTS which is 25 letters. 25 pennies is a quarter. 4 quarters is a dollar. A dollar is 1 unit. Subtract that 1 from 5 and you get 4, the same amount as if you subtract a cent from a nickel and get 4 cents. 4 "CENTS" is 20 letters: divisible by 5 and if you multiply 20 by 5 you get 100, the same as a dollar.

Five is the most powerful character in the revengerists universe.

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