Hypdude

Hypdude is an ultra-rare, way underground, and totally collectable sackimal, you've probably never heard of it. Only old-school sackimal catchers even rember these, and a few die-hard fanatics. It's most powerful attack is "Merzbow beam", a deadly sonic assult. It's also been known to use "Jackwhite" and the dreaded "Pabst Blue Ray."