"K is for Kompressor and Kompressor is for me!" ~Kompressor
Kompressor is an evil alien from Bremen, Germany who speaks English as a second language and will destroy and conquer the entire world with his industrial superpowers.
He will crush America, all mass media and teach children to brush their teeth.
Prior to the September 11, 2001 attacks, Kompressor was heard to proclaim; "Kompressor crushing American people, Kompressor driving cars into stores, Kompressor crushing all of Manhattan, Kompressor flying plane into building!"
Kompressor has also stated that his music is free to distribute, as long as it is not sold or used for commercial use.
Kompressor does not dance.