"My name is Marc...... and you can count on it."
Good News for People Who Have Credit Problems![edit | edit source]
Norton Furniture is here for you. Now... seriously. If you can't get credit in his store... you can't get credit anywhere. His name is Marc...... and you can count on it.
Dabbling in the Sticky Greens[edit | edit source]
Sometimes it best to not ask awesomes why the are awesomes. Marc joined the The Revengerists in 1995 without the high council's approval. He slipped unnoticed passed the interns watching the door. He stepped before the council and threw down two 60 gallon trash bags full of government grade marijuana only to announce that his name is Marc and that they could count on that fact.
A party ensues soon after of malt liquor, chocolate Easter bunnies, and Cinn-a-burst.
It was a feast to be remembered. Many Awesomes and Heroes were in attendance. Even a rare appearance of Jim Vivas: Viking God of teh Roxorz who was reportedly seen walking around with the trophey hide of a Seven Toothed Pigeonworm wrapped around his face.