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This is a disambiguation page for Marijuana, also known as Cannabis by criminal weedheads.Marijuana, or Mary-Jane or maryjanes or marios or marges or mariannes (because she is always last) is a serioulsy addictive drug that is banned in almost every state and country, including Iran. This shit is very real and serious so pays attention.As a plant, it is considered a weed because it so undesirable, it grows very fast, and is desirable to many, because the term weed is botanically meaningless and can be applied to anything. Users of this dangerous drug are known as Weedmen, and advocate its use. But Law Enforcement does not, and warns against it, with the Feds pointing out that it is worse than heroin. Take all of these drugs with a grain of salt.There are so many different types of breeds or "strains" of Marijuanos that you have to be very careful, some are harmless and some can even lead you to KILL:
The dangers are many for example while wild weeds like pot or cannabis can be light-hearted fun for the whole family including baby junior, mutant plants such as reefer will lead you into madness, murdering random nurses and candy-stripers, whatever those are. Also pot, being one of the most insidious strains of sativas, is what led to Pol Pot's genocides, probably. Hashish definitely led to many deaths in the form of the deadly trained Hashishans, or Asssassins, of yore.Weedheads and reefos have much slang and degenerate culture surrounding their love of all things 'green' or 'brown'. They melt into the furniture and watch reruns of American Ninja, for example. They even have their own magazine called "Fuck I'm High" magazine. A 'high' refers to how far one 'high' on weed is willing to go. For some this is very far including to the roof where they could jump, but for others it is not very far at all.
It has gotten pretty serious as a part of our pop culture with certain comedians who think it is funny to joke around about kids injecting pot into their eyeballs. Frankly we here at the Revengerists do not find it at all that funny at all to know that kids really do do this. Our society has enough problems without tiny little girls and boys seeing mary-poppins or other cannabis-infused media, as several movies have been made glorifying this drug over the years and even recently it has started to appear in popular music on the radio! Unfortunately there is nothing you can do about it now except teach your children how deadly this plant is so they can take you and all the arguments very seriously.
'Mary-wanna' is a gateway to other drugs such as eating bleach or drowning. Kids who start off on something simpler like eating grapes and cheerios as a baby may eventually graduate to shoving knives in their own lungs. Doing too much weed can definitely risk opening a gateway to a dimension of profoundly absurd beings of madness, I did it once with friends and do not recommend.
Everyone knows that certain weed pot is devil strains made to kill, and others are harmless. One only need look at Willie Nelson to see this is the case. So which ones are the real dope, and which ones are REAL DOPE? Listen here, there's only one way to find out. You smoke it. In order to keep America's children safe, you have to smoke all that shit, man. We are NOT recommending you do anything illegal, let us be very fucking clear here about that. But do you want this stuff to get out on the STREETS? Do you just want to flush it down a toilet, or throw it in a landfill, where the children of the Suburbs are CERTAIN TO FIND IT? The only scientific ways to determine if mary-pot-poppers are safe, and ultimately the only way to keep them out of the hands of millions of innocent, drug-curious children, is to smoke that shit into oblivion, and take one for the human race. See also: Revengerists Guide to Poison Control