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Multi-Tasking is a rare and valuable power, as only 2% of humans can do it. No really, only 2% of humans can actually multi-task, according to science. Look it up. On this wiki. Which you just did.

This means that the vast majority of people who say they can multi-task are posers of the Tame-Ass Karate garden variety, and are really just doing multiple things shittily at once. You are made of Stardust, which means Creation dwells within you, has always been you, and you are therefore always in the presence of the Divine, so perform every action as though it is your singular Cosmic divine purpose. If multi-tasking is not it, then you fail to perform every other task in a divine cosmic way. How embarrassing! This all could have been avoided had you not lied to you.

Instead, go click this page link for Single-Tasking. It is for you. Go there now.

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Anyway, now that they are gone, we can just chat about how great Multi-Tasking is like I got everything else done already today all at once when I woke up I was done after that.

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