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Phoenix Coney was a chili-cheese coney dog from coney island that, after being gruesomely consumed alongside countless others in an eating contest, somehow miraculously and gastrointestinally rose again, fully formed alive and sentient of its own coneyhood.

Granted wondrous powers, Phoenix Coney continues to serve mankind as more than food.

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