Psychic Powers (not to be confused as Physics Powers) also known as Psi-Talent or Psychokinesis, is a form of Telepathy that is much less impressive. It is often debunked as three children standing on top of each other in a trench coat by heroic skeptics such as James Randi, but there are many people who use these useless talents as party conversation, and not much else. Basically, many of these psychic 'powers' are so tame-ass karate that even debunkers and all but the most experienced telepaths would be able to differentiate between one of these so-called 'psychics' and a fucking Norm.
Cole Reading[]
Whenever you see a sign for a Psychic in fluorescent light, and you enter the shop for Psychery and talk directly to the Psycher yourself and sit down to take part in the clear purvoiyance of Psychic wares... be wary of ANYONE who does not read your palm or wrinkles or tea, but instead pulls out a container of cole slaw and proceeds to read your future. This is dark magicks obviously being performed by a rank amateur in the mentalist arts. If this practitioner really knew their salt, then they would know that the cole slaw is the most insidious slawvenly side of second sight supernaturally served by extrasensory soothsayers as sinister psychogenic sin to unsuspecting saps. It's bad. The cole slaw is bad, is what we're saying.
Spoon Bending[]
Some people bend spoons with their mind. This is not only useless, but actually means your spoons are ruined and you'll need to buy new ones. If someone stole your silverware, you'd press charges. If they simply bend your cutlery, you have no legal recourse. For unknown reasons, this is also how one can determine if they are in the Matrix, though this may have more to do with lucid dreaming than any Psi-talent.
Psychic Vampires[]
These sort of assholes are also known as Energy Vampires, and use their terrible presence to drain you of your very mental energy and therefore life essence.
Psychic Scams[]
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Some have Psi power, but not enough to work for any team of superheroes, government agency, or enrollment at Xavier's School of Gifted Youngsters. Since such watered-down psychic powers barely register above the lowest class and would not help anyone in any serious emergency or altercation, sadly some turn to a life of crime. Such criminals aren't even qualified to rob banks or threaten the UN, and must resort to pathetic scams. They use their tame-ass powers to convince others they have much more psychic ability, or other outrageous claims they cannot back up.
Psychic Surgeons[]
These are the most dangerous lunatics to use their milquetoast abilities towards self-serving ends. Psychic surgeons are capable of making drastic internal changes to your bodily physiology under the pretenses of 'healing', but since they have focused on honing their psychic abilities (such that they are) they never bothered to get a medical license, let alone study in the many forms of trained specialties they claim:
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