Simon Ferocious was a British ska musician from the Cruddington Alley region of Berkshire. His parents put him in a bathtub at the age of four and then emigrated to America. Simon Ferocious was famous for two things, being able to float due to his head size, and spiking up his hair so people would think that having a big head was normal. He never grew out of acne, but rather, grew into his acne. Simon was educated in the toughest school life has to offer anyone; Cheltenham's Ladies College. He dropped out after only 19 years. He was fluent in exactly zero languages. He has a girlfriend named Fancy with a glass eye. Simon Ferocious demanded that everyone take him seriously despite having that face. He saw a submarine once and said "I guess they're bringing the ballet back into town!". He regularly spit in everything, from streets to eyeballs, from stages to spitoons. He is somewhat credited with starting a musical subgenre called "Ladcore" which is characterized by the tendency to speak nicely to the extremely eldery and really disrespectfully to everyone else. His band was called PornoBand and they currently have 327 fans on their Myspace page. Simon Ferocious died in 1996 after eating what doctors described as "too much bleach." He was buried in a pauper's grave in brown sandwich paper, as per the request stated in his dying words.