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Tauncut

Tauntauns are delicious pack animals that you can also ride or kill to sleep inside for warmth. They are part mammal but they are also part reptile which means we don't give a shit what they think or feel so eating them is fine. Also this is space and sometimes you have to eat what you ride on. Not every planet has packaged snacks and if this existence were fair then the tauntauns would be riding and eating and sleeping inside of us, Jack.

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