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BBC Bat-Crocodile War

You may hear old husbands and wives go on and on, constantly bickering, about the battle of cats and dogs. But actual researchers know that the truest example of animosity in the animal kingdom (animalosity), is between bats and crocodiles. These are two of the most deadly animal taxons, so we should all get down on our knees and thank the gods every day that they have occupied most of their violent time with each other, instead of humans.

Their ceaseless wars and battles have only escalated over the millennia and will surely no doubt end in the total destruction of the Earth and extinction of all life on it.