AND LO, AS WAS FORETOLD, IT CAME TO PASS: THINGS BEGAN TO GET FUNKY.[]
IT'S TOO DAMN FUNKY IN HERE! GOOD GOD! OW! IT HURTS ME!! OW!![]
SHIT. GOD DAMN.[]
I TELL YA, THERE'S JUST TOO MUCH FUNK, BOY! TOO MUCH FUNK![]
FOLLOW YOUR NOSE TO THE FRENCH QUARTER! ALL YOU GOT TO DO, SON! FOLLOW Y NOSE TO THE FUNKY TASTE OF FRUIT LOOPS![]
YOU CANNOT RESIST ITS GROOVITATIONAL PULL! YOU'LL MEET YOUR FUNKY DOOM, BABY![]
This hat is actually a parasitic hat through a Star Gate from outer space, which, quite taken by Earth funk emanating from the body of one Awesome Bootsy Collins, inhabited his groovy non-Euclidean mind and attempted to take over the world of funk, and then the world. Using magical hoodoo, the hat can entirely fracture the mind of a sane man (to say the least of Bootsy, baby) into a twain or two, and force your very thoughts into the realm of theoretical unknown madness, or else send you into a state of coffin-like suspended animation.
WITH THE SECRETS OF FUNK REVEALED, THE PREMIUMS ON FUNK WILL GET UP, GET DOWN, GET FUNKIER THAN EVER, BABY, AND DROP LIKE A MOTHER-FUNKIN BOMB!![]
FUNK WILL SPREAD ACROSS THE FUNKY COSMOS, YEAH![]
FUNK IS REACHING CRITICAL LEVELS UP IN HERE!![]
IT'S JUST TOO DAMN FUNKY! TOO DAMN FUNKY!! TOO DAMN FUUUUNNNKYYYY!!!!![]
FUNKY PHANTOMS!!!
NO! NONO! NONONONO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!![]
too damn funky.
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