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[[File:T13d41e46c82.jpg|thumb|400px|Young Teddy, his first mutation/evolutionary form.]]
 
[[File:T13d41e46c82.jpg|thumb|400px|Young Teddy, his first mutation/evolutionary form.]]
'''Theodore''' "'''Teddy'''" '''Roosevelt''' ( [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:IPA_for_English /][http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:IPA_for_English#Key ˈroooʊ]<span class="s1" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: normal; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:IPA_for_English#Key ʊ]</span><span class="s1" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: normal; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:IPA_for_English#Key ʊ]</span><span class="s1" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: normal; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:IPA_for_English#Key ʊ]</span>[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:IPA_for_English#Key zəvɛldtht][http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:IPA_for_English /] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Pronunciation_respelling_key '''''roh'''-zə-velt''];[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theodore_Roosevelt#cite_note-1 [2]] "'''Chief Scout Citizen'''" October 27, 1858 – Present) was the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Presidents_of_the_United_States 26th] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/President_of_the_United_States_of_America President of the United States of America] (1901–1909). He is noted for his exuberant personality, range of interests and achievements, and his leadership of the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Progressive_Era Progressive Movement], as well as his "[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cowboy cowboy]" persona, robust [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masculinity masculinity], [[super-strength]], [[invincibility]], [[invulnerability]], redundant [[Healing Factor|healing factor]], [[immortality]], [[Stomach Powers|indefatigable stomach]], and robust masculinity.[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theodore_Roosevelt#cite_note-test-2 [3]] He was a leader of the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_United_States_Republican_Party Republican Party] and founder of the short-lived [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Progressive_Party_(United_States,_1912) Progressive ("Bull Moose") Party of 1912]. Before becoming President, he held offices at the city, state, and federal levels. Roosevelt's achievements as a naturalist, explorer, championship boxer, cattle rancher, hunter, [[Ancient Dragon Lords|dragon]]-slayer, pudding eater, author, [[Mustache|moustachean]] , crime-fighter, war hero, black belt in ju-jitsu, party-goer and soldier are as much a part of his fame as any office he held as a politician. He is the greatest [[Awesomes|Awesome]] ever to have lived. Though benevolent, he sometimes devoured worlds.
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'''Theodore''' "'''Teddy'''" '''Roosevelt''' ( [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:IPA_for_English /][http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:IPA_for_English#Key ˈroooʊ]<span class="s1" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: normal; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:IPA_for_English#Key ʊ]</span><span class="s1" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: normal; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:IPA_for_English#Key ʊ]</span><span class="s1" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: normal; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:IPA_for_English#Key ʊ]</span>[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:IPA_for_English#Key zəvɛldtht][http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:IPA_for_English /] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Pronunciation_respelling_key '''''roh'''-zə-velt''];[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theodore_Roosevelt#cite_note-1 [2]] "'''Chief Scout Citizen'''" October 27, 1858 – Present) was the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Presidents_of_the_United_States 26th] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/President_of_the_United_States_of_America President of the United States of America] (1901–1909). He is noted for his exuberant personality, range of interests and achievements, and his leadership of the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Progressive_Era Progressive Movement], as well as his "[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cowboy cowboy]" persona, robust [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masculinity masculinity], super-strength, invincibility, invulnerability, redundant healing factor, immortality, and robust masculinity.[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theodore_Roosevelt#cite_note-test-2 [3]] He was a leader of the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_United_States_Republican_Party Republican Party] and founder of the short-lived [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Progressive_Party_(United_States,_1912) Progressive ("Bull Moose") Party of 1912]. Before becoming President, he held offices at the city, state, and federal levels. Roosevelt's achievements as a naturalist, explorer, championship boxer, cattle rancher, hunter, dragon-slayer, pudding eater, author, moustachean, crime-fighter, war hero, black belt in ju-jitsu, party-goer and soldier are as much a part of his fame as any office he held as a politician. He is the greatest [[Awesomes|Awesome]] ever to have lived. Though benevolent, he sometimes devoured worlds.
 
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At the ripe age of one years old, he had whooped a puma (or mountain lion or sand cat, depending on the region), devoured half off Mt. Everest (which was bigger then), [[Time Cube|83+Cancer]], save the world from a fiery ball of AIDs, these are but some of the amazing things that he did. And [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Csf15kwNn6I&feature=related more]!
 
At the ripe age of one years old, he had whooped a puma (or mountain lion or sand cat, depending on the region), devoured half off Mt. Everest (which was bigger then), [[Time Cube|83+Cancer]], save the world from a fiery ball of AIDs, these are but some of the amazing things that he did. And [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Csf15kwNn6I&feature=related more]!
   
Teddy Roosevelt earned all degrees after his first year of education, his teachers just didn't want him to hit them. He then spent the rest of his formative years traveling, hunting big game, battling, growing his moustache out, and causing the very Earth to tremble. He spoke German and French fluently and studied at Harvard and Europe, learning everything there is to know about geography and biology. While at Harvard one of his professors got super pissed at him for being so awesome and yelled, "See here Roosevelt, I am the one teaching this class!" Teddy Roosevelt threw a chair out the window and punched his professor in the mouth.
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Teddy Roosevelt earned all degrees after his first year of education, his teachers just didn't want him to hit them. He then spent the rest of his formative years traveling, hunting big game, battling, growing his moustache out, and causing the very Earth to tremble. He spoke German and French fluently and studied at Harvard and Europe, learning everything there is to know about geography and biology. While at Harvard one of his professors got super pissed at him for being so awesome and yelled, "See here Roosevelt, I am the one teaching this class!" Teddy Roosevelt threw a chair out the window and punched his professor in the mouth.
<span style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: normal; font-size: 13px; ">He ate jalepeno poppers like you </span>''wouldn't''<span style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: normal; font-size: 13px; "> </span>''believe''<span style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: normal; font-size: 13px; ">.</span>
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===<span style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: normal; font-size: 13px; ">He ate jalepeno poppers like you </span>''wouldn't''<span style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: normal; font-size: 13px; "> </span>''believe''<span style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: normal; font-size: 13px; ">.</span>===
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===Trusselbarfe! ===
 
===Trusselbarfe! ===
 
When his wife and his mother both died on the same day (Valentine' Day, 1884) he moved West and converted to Cowboy so that he would be physically incapable of crying.<span style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: normal; ">Because he was able to exist in multiple simultaneous places in space and time, he was State Assemblyman, Cowboy, New York City Police Commissioner and Vice-President of the United States of America. As Police Commish, he went undercover to fight crime and corruption, even in his own ranks. If he busted them in the act, he fired them, punched them in the mouth and then stuffed them into a garbage can. </span><span style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: normal; ">
 
When his wife and his mother both died on the same day (Valentine' Day, 1884) he moved West and converted to Cowboy so that he would be physically incapable of crying.<span style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: normal; ">Because he was able to exist in multiple simultaneous places in space and time, he was State Assemblyman, Cowboy, New York City Police Commissioner and Vice-President of the United States of America. As Police Commish, he went undercover to fight crime and corruption, even in his own ranks. If he busted them in the act, he fired them, punched them in the mouth and then stuffed them into a garbage can. </span><span style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: normal; ">
 
</span>Having spent some time in the Navy, it was only right that they make him the leader of it. Urged by Roosevelt's close friend, Congressman [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Cabot_Lodge Henry Cabot Lodge], President [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_McKinley William McKinley] appointed Roosevelt to the post of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assistant_Secretary_of_the_Navy Assistant Secretary of the Navy] in 1897. Because of the inactivity of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secretary_of_the_Navy Secretary of the Navy] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_D._Long John D. Long], this gave Roosevelt control over the department. Ten days after the battleship ''Maine'' exploded [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theodore_Roosevelt#cite_note-Destruction_of_the_Maine_.281898.29-35 [36]] in the harbor of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Havana Havana], [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuba Cuba], the Secretary left for a massage, and Roosevelt became Acting Secretary for four hours. Roosevelt told the Navy worldwide to prepare for war, ordered ammunition and supplies, brought in experts, and went to Congress asking for authority to recruit as many sailors as he wanted, thus moving the nation toward war.[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theodore_Roosevelt#cite_note-36 [37]] Roosevelt was instrumental in preparing the Navy for the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish-American_War Spanish-American War][http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theodore_Roosevelt#cite_note-37 [38]] and was an enthusiastic supporter of testing the U.S. military in combat, at one point saying, "I should welcome almost any war, for I think this country needs one".[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theodore_Roosevelt#cite_note-PBS1-38 [39]][http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theodore_Roosevelt#cite_note-PBS2-39 [40]] Who says that!? Teddy Roosevelt also issued proclamations of war without having the authority to do so, and people still did what he said.When Teddy Roosevelt charged up [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kettle_Hill Kettle Hill] and [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_San_Juan_Hill San Juan Hill] without orders from his superiors, he was given the Medal of Honor, a promotion, and a big check for $500. He used this money to further his moustache efforts, finding the secret port-a-potty portal to the moustachean dimension. <span style="font-style: normal; ">Teddy Roosevelt then beat his way into the ranks of the moustachean peoples, and was immediately heralded as their king with chants of "we cool! we cool!"</span>
 
</span>Having spent some time in the Navy, it was only right that they make him the leader of it. Urged by Roosevelt's close friend, Congressman [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Cabot_Lodge Henry Cabot Lodge], President [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_McKinley William McKinley] appointed Roosevelt to the post of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assistant_Secretary_of_the_Navy Assistant Secretary of the Navy] in 1897. Because of the inactivity of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secretary_of_the_Navy Secretary of the Navy] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_D._Long John D. Long], this gave Roosevelt control over the department. Ten days after the battleship ''Maine'' exploded [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theodore_Roosevelt#cite_note-Destruction_of_the_Maine_.281898.29-35 [36]] in the harbor of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Havana Havana], [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuba Cuba], the Secretary left for a massage, and Roosevelt became Acting Secretary for four hours. Roosevelt told the Navy worldwide to prepare for war, ordered ammunition and supplies, brought in experts, and went to Congress asking for authority to recruit as many sailors as he wanted, thus moving the nation toward war.[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theodore_Roosevelt#cite_note-36 [37]] Roosevelt was instrumental in preparing the Navy for the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish-American_War Spanish-American War][http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theodore_Roosevelt#cite_note-37 [38]] and was an enthusiastic supporter of testing the U.S. military in combat, at one point saying, "I should welcome almost any war, for I think this country needs one".[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theodore_Roosevelt#cite_note-PBS1-38 [39]][http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theodore_Roosevelt#cite_note-PBS2-39 [40]] Who says that!? Teddy Roosevelt also issued proclamations of war without having the authority to do so, and people still did what he said.When Teddy Roosevelt charged up [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kettle_Hill Kettle Hill] and [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_San_Juan_Hill San Juan Hill] without orders from his superiors, he was given the Medal of Honor, a promotion, and a big check for $500. He used this money to further his moustache efforts, finding the secret port-a-potty portal to the moustachean dimension. <span style="font-style: normal; ">Teddy Roosevelt then beat his way into the ranks of the moustachean peoples, and was immediately heralded as their king with chants of "we cool! we cool!"</span>
   
There is an undocumented moment in American history atop San Juan Hill where Teddy was visited by three ghost aliens, who unlocked the secrets of his mutant powers and spurred his second mutation.
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There is an undocumented moment in American history atop San Juan Hill where Teddy was visited by three ghost aliens, who unlocked the secrets of his mutant powers and spurred his second mutation.
   
 
<span style="font-style: normal; ">Teddy Roosevelt was Zorro, all along!</span>
 
<span style="font-style: normal; ">Teddy Roosevelt was Zorro, all along!</span>
   
<p style="text-align: center;">[[File:T3550px-SanJuanHeightsUSArmyJuly1898VictorsKettleHill.jpg|frame|all these dudes had to fight Teddy Roosevelt upon entry into the First U.S. Volunteer Cavalry Regiment, or "Rough Riders" because that's catchier. In English, one does not say "Teddy Roosevelt had to fight all these dudes" but rather the correct form: "All these dudes had to fight Teddy Roosevelt.]]</p>
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<p style="text-align: center; ">[[File:T3550px-SanJuanHeightsUSArmyJuly1898VictorsKettleHill.jpg|frame|all these dudes had to fight Teddy Roosevelt upon entry into the First U.S. Volunteer Cavalry Regiment, or "Rough Riders" because that's catchier. In English, one does not say "Teddy Roosevelt had to fight all these dudes" but rather the correct form: "All these dudes had to fight Teddy Roosevelt.]]</p>
   
   
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===Presidential Battle Royale: Roosevelt v. Van-Buren===
 
===Presidential Battle Royale: Roosevelt v. Van-Buren===
<span style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: normal; ">"Van-Buren</span>'s more evil than most people know. He andTeddy have waged a furious intergalactic war spanning eons over their differences in character. many worlds were crushed, and galaxies obliterated... and this war rages even today; when the tides roll in high, and the Four Moons of Albershcact have converged, standing atop Mount Washington, you can hear them shooting haddokens at each other and shattering worlds, shaking the very gates of Hell, which gets[[ Space Jesus|&nbsp;Space Jesus]] all pissed off and he fuckin' starts kicking ass, nearly destroying Van Buren and Teddy Roosvelt! WHAT WILL OUR DARING DUO DO NEXT? “Quick, Van-Buren! Aim a dark haddoken directly at his sixth head!” Van Buren musters all his power and blasts the beast in one of its many heads. “Now I shall use my repulsor ray!” Teddy's repulsor ray was enough to knock Space Jesus back into an alternate universe, and rather painfully, at that. “Good Job, old foe... ” said the majestic Teddy, “Or, rather, 'old friend?'”Van Buren cringed “Friends? You? BWHAHAHAHHA!!!” The ground began to tremble... in space. “VAAAANNNN BUURRRENNNNN!” Teddy shouted, trembling the space-ground even more. “Now's my chance” As Van Buren gives Teddy the slip and ends up unlocking the aforementioned gate-o-hell. “VAAAANNNN BUUURRRRENNNNN!” Teddy shouted, again. Van Buren marched into Hell and was instantly greeted by some dude named “[http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-YRvMDevkS_U/TqAY-Sn_CXI/AAAAAAAAAOM/LkFSNhkkp8s/s400/virgil002.jpg Virgil].” Van Buren swiftly decapitated him. Van Buren pressed on into Hell, kicking the ass of any 13th century Itallian allegory that got into his path to ascend to the apartment of the [[Devil|Beast]] himself, and then sub-letting the throne! Teddy, thought dead for ages, returned from his carbonite prison to rescue the universes again from a new threat: Van Buren and the Devil: Roommates. Watch as Teddy Roosevelt descends into hell and shows up as an unwanted house-guest! watch as Teddy plays BOTH sides of this wacky situation. Only on ABC'S “Holy Shit This Can't Be Legal” Sundays at 8pm EST."
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<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: normal;"><span style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: normal; ">"Van-Buren</span>'s more evil than most people know. He andTeddy have waged a furious intergalactic war spanning eons over their differences in character. many worlds were crushed, and galaxies obliterated... and this war rages even today; when the tides roll in high, and the Four Moons of Albershcact have converged, standing atop Mount Washington, you can hear them shooting haddokens at each other and shattering worlds, shaking the very gates of Hell, which gets[[ Space Jesus|&nbsp;Space Jesus]] all pissed off and he fuckin' starts kicking ass, nearly destroying Van Buren and Teddy Roosvelt! WHAT WILL OUR DARING DUO DO NEXT? “Quick, Van-Buren! Aim a dark haddoken directly at his sixth head!” Van Buren musters all his power and blasts the beast in one of its many heads. “Now I shall use my repulsor ray!” Teddy's repulsor ray was enough to knock Space Jesus back into an alternate universe, and rather painfully, at that. “Good Job, old foe... ” said the majestic Teddy, “Or, rather, 'old friend?'”Van Buren cringed “Friends? You? BWHAHAHAHHA!!!” The ground began to tremble... in space. “VAAAANNNN BUURRRENNNNN!” Teddy shouted, trembling the space-ground even more. “Now's my chance” As Van Buren gives Teddy the slip and ends up unlocking the aforementioned gate-o-hell. “VAAAANNNN BUUURRRRENNNNN!” Teddy shouted, again. Van Buren marched into Hell and was instantly greeted by some dude named “[http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-YRvMDevkS_U/TqAY-Sn_CXI/AAAAAAAAAOM/LkFSNhkkp8s/s400/virgil002.jpg Virgil].” Van Buren swiftly decapitated him. Van Buren pressed on into Hell, kicking the ass of any 13th century Itallian allegory that got into his path to ascend to the apartment of the [[Devil|Beast]] himself, and then sub-letting the throne! Teddy, thought dead for ages, returned from his carbonite prison to rescue the universes again from a new threat: Van Buren and the Devil: Roommates. Watch as Teddy Roosevelt descends into hell and shows up as an unwanted house-guest! watch as Teddy plays BOTH sides of this wacky situation. Only on ABC'S “Holy Shit This Can't Be Legal” Sundays at 8pm EST."</p>
   
 
===Third Mutation===
 
===Third Mutation===
 
<span style="font-style: normal; ">Teddy's third mutation was triggered when he realized that nobody was going to fine him for his overdue library books.</span>
 
<span style="font-style: normal; ">Teddy's third mutation was triggered when he realized that nobody was going to fine him for his overdue library books.</span>
Teddy Roosevelt overthrew [[Zeus]], becoming himself unto a [[Gods|God]].
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<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: normal;">Teddy Roosevelt overthrew Zeus, becoming himself unto a God.</p>
   
<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: normal; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial;">He helped [[Jim Vivas, Viking God of Teh Roxorz|Jim Vivas]] battle, defeat and ultimately deep fry [[Cthulhu]]. They acknowledge each other's equal power rating (OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!) and seek not to destroy one another.</p>
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<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: normal; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">He helped [[Jim Vivas, Viking God of Teh Roxorz|Jim Vivas]] battle, defeat and ultimately deep fry [[Cthulhu]]. They acknowledge each other's equal power rating (OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!) and seek not to destroy one another.</p>
Teddy lives on in [[Space Europe]]. He left plenty of his work here on [[Earth]] undone, just like your typical liberal. He sometimes appears to heroes in battle like a [[Force-Ghost]], but more like a Cheshire Roosevelt, which is what they call it.
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<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: normal; ">Teddy lives on in Space Europe. He left plenty of his work here on Earth undone, just like your typical liberal. He sometimes appears to heroes in battle like a Force-Ghost, but more like a Cheshire Roosevelt, which is what they call it.</p>
   
 
===Trivia: Memorize it NOW!===
 
===Trivia: Memorize it NOW!===
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*After hearing Thomas Marshall say "Death will have to take him sleeping. For if Roosevelt is awake, there will be a fight", Teddy Roosevelt never fell asleep again.
 
*After hearing Thomas Marshall say "Death will have to take him sleeping. For if Roosevelt is awake, there will be a fight", Teddy Roosevelt never fell asleep again.
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*<span style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: normal; ">Teddy Roosevelt predicted Chris Farley.</span>
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*<span style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: normal; ">If you know what is good for you, just don't sit on Teddy Roosevelt's furniture, for God's sakes! It's not that he would harm you, you just couldn't handle its spine-rupturing awesome.</span>
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<li style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: normal;">When Teddy Roosevelt battles, he is always reading a book. This is how he is able to read several books a day, because Teddy Roosevelt fights all day, every day. Because he memorizes a book upon first glance, the book does not need to be present while he does this.</li>
   
*Teddy Roosevelt predicted Chris Farley.
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<li style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: normal;">Once said, "speak softly, and carry a big stick to beat the shit out of people with." This makes him a particular hero among [[The Revengerists|Revengerists]].</li>
 
*If you know what is good for you, just don't sit on Teddy Roosevelt's furniture, for God's sakes! It's not that he would harm you, you just couldn't handle its spine-rupturing awesome.
 
 
*When Teddy Roosevelt battles, he is always reading a book. This is how he is able to read several books a day, because Teddy Roosevelt fights all day, every day. Because he memorizes a book upon first glance, the book does not need to be present while he does this.
 
 
*Once said, "speak softly, and carry a big stick to beat the shit out of people with." This makes him a particular hero among [[The Revengerists|Revengerists]]
 
*Teddy bears were named after him because bears were his favorite food.
 
 
   
   
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<h3 style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: normal;">Legacy on Earth</h3>
   
<h3 style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: normal;"><span style="font-style: normal; ">Legacy on Earth</span></h3>
 
   
 
[[File:200px-Theodore_Roosevelt_bookplate.jpg|thumb|the mystical seal that, if decoded and opened, would return Theodore Roosevelt to our planet.]]Roosevelt's legacy includes several other important commemorations. The [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Navy United States Navy] named two ships for Roosevelt: the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Theodore_Roosevelt_(SSBN-600) USS ''Theodore Roosevelt'' (SSBN-600)], a submarine that was in commission from 1961 to 1982; and the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Theodore_Roosevelt_(CVN-71) USS ''Theodore Roosevelt'' (CVN-71)], an aircraft carrier that has been on active duty in the Atlantic Fleet since 1986.
 
[[File:200px-Theodore_Roosevelt_bookplate.jpg|thumb|the mystical seal that, if decoded and opened, would return Theodore Roosevelt to our planet.]]Roosevelt's legacy includes several other important commemorations. The [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Navy United States Navy] named two ships for Roosevelt: the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Theodore_Roosevelt_(SSBN-600) USS ''Theodore Roosevelt'' (SSBN-600)], a submarine that was in commission from 1961 to 1982; and the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Theodore_Roosevelt_(CVN-71) USS ''Theodore Roosevelt'' (CVN-71)], an aircraft carrier that has been on active duty in the Atlantic Fleet since 1986.
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