are delicious. period. they are a rare form of cake that is truth.

some claim that South Side Santa hails from a faraway planet that looks just like this-------------------------------------------------------------->

The primary, special, and solitary attack of the dreaded ceiling god (deus cielo) is to drop zebra cakes on its victims, including the dastardly Black Waffle.

If you and a friend as holed up in some dark recess in the inky night, and you hear the wet snarling of a ravenous Wharbeast at your door, and all you have on you is a zebra cake... you have a very serious decision to make.

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